The Adventures of Mike and Cindy

This post is about the second half of our return to St. Joseph, Missouri via Roswell, New Mexico and Texas, and Kansas.

After visiting the largest pistachio in the world, we headed off to the biggest alien city in the world, Roswell. And it did not disappoint. Upon our arrival, this is the first place we saw.

We checked into our hotel and were off to the local McDonalds for a cup of coffee and to meet some more aliens.

From the McDonalds, we found a statue dedicated to John Chisum, who founded the Chisum Trail that helped wagon trains and cattle drives go from southern Texas to Kansas, right through Roswell. This was the first of only two non-alien displays we saw on our visit.

Next, we found a display for the “Roswell Rocket.” I was excited to see this until we actually saw it.

Yeah, it was a child’s play toy found in numerous parks around the United States. On the way back to our hotel, we found the second non-alien display.

Cindy had to have her coffee first thing the next day, so we went to Degenerate Coffee.

I loved the name and Cindy loved the coffee. It was so good, it earned a link. If you are hunting aliens and need coffee, this is your place. Use the link at the end of this post to get some for yourself. Our next stop was a tour of the “Spacewalk Black Light Adventure.” Amazing is all I can say.

Super fun place you should consider visiting when in Roswell. We had lunch at the “Pecos Flavors Winery and Bistro.”

I had an amazing Bacon Cheeseburger and Cindy had a Chef’s Salad.

This was a top-notch restaurant, and it definitely earned a link. Use it to get a great meal while exploring the aliens. And there are aliens everywhere in Roswell. They are on the lamp posts and in all sorts of displays.

Our next stop was the “UFO Museum.” It was also pretty amazing.

There is so much to see and do in Roswell, you need several days to see and do it all. We only had a day and a half so we saw as much as we could. Roswell is a must visit, so use the link at the end of the post to plan your own visit. Here I am on our way out of Roswell.

From Roswell, we drove to Amarillo, Texas. Now if you have to ask what is in Amarillo Texas, you have not been following this blog for very long and don’t know me very well. Here is where we stopped.

That’s right, The Big Texan, home of the 72-ounce steak challenge. If you don’t remember what that is, I’ll remind you.

If you can eat a 72-ounce steak (that’s 4 1/2 pounds of meat, enough for a family of four), a baked potato, a dinner salad, three breaded fried shrimp, and a dinner roll, in an hour, your meal is free. In all seriousness, eating everything above minus the 4 1/2 pounds of meat is enough for a really filling dinner. I can’t imagine how anyone does it. Yet many have.

The current record holder is a 125lb woman who finished the challenge in four minutes and 18 seconds. I can’t even fathom that. Here is the challenge area.

Here is my meal on this stop. I did the 8-ounce steak challenge, with fried okra and a small dinner salad. I ate it in less than an hour.

After a delicious dinner, we drove to Liberal, Kansas, where we spent the night. The next day we finished our drive to St. Joseph, Missouri.

Stay tuned for the next post that will be about our trips and shenanigans while staying in St. Joe. Taking your time eating steaks until then.

Links

Degenerate Coffee

Pecos Flavors Winery and Bistro

Roswell

The Big Texan

This post is about the first half of our return to St. Joseph, Missouri via New Mexico.

On February 3rd, Cindy and I packed up and headed off to our house in St. Joseph, Missouri. In the past, we have made this trip via Highway 40, and we do it in two very long driving days. Then in cartoon like fashion, we both had lightbulbs appear above our heads. What is the hurry? Why not enjoy the drive? And that was when we decided to slow down and enjoy the drives every time we are able to. This was one of those drives. Because it was early February, the weather can be unpredictable on Highway 40 in the area around Flagstaff. We decided to take the southern route along Highway 10 for part of the trip. We drove to Tolleson, Arizona the first night and spent the night there. We ate at Roma 23 and it was delicious. We had a charcutier board and flatbread pizza.

Roma 23 was good enough to earn a link. If you are passing through or near Tolleson, Arizona, use the link to get yourself some delicious grub. The next day we continued on to Las Cruces, New Mexico. On the way, we (by we I mean me) finally got to stop at the home of “The Thing,” just outside of Benson, Arizona. If you have driven on Highway 10 from Arizona to Texas, you must have seen the numerous roadside signs advertising “The Thing.” For years I have seen the signs and have not been able to stop to find out exactly what it was. Here is one of the signs.

This year I was not going to be denied. We stopped at the attraction and I was excited. Cindy was not but went along anyway.

Inside the store were some interesting displays.

But I was there to see The Thing. I was hoping this was going to be the hokiest crazy display I had ever seen. Cindy and I paid our $10 ($5 a piece), and headed in. The start of the tour did not disappoint when they proposed that space aliens may have battled and controlled the dinosaurs on earth.

Now this is what I was hoping for. The tour continued with the belief that all of human history was a lie, and space aliens have actually controlled everything.

To this point, the tour was great. It was very corny and ridiculous. All that was left was to see the actual “Thing.”

When the tour climax arrived, it was very much a disappointment. I expected to see a badly made alien, or a yeti, or even a jackalope. Instead, there was an object that appeared to be real and something you could see at any number of museums throughout the country. So, what was it? You’re going to have to go there and pay the $5 to see for yourself. Use the link at the end of this post if you dare. We made it safely to Las Cruces and got a good night’s sleep. The next day we drove to White Sands National Park near Alamogordo.

After we visited the Visitor Center, we saw a cyber truck towing a trailer. That was something new to us.

Here are a few pictures of the view from the Visitor Center.

Our first stop in the park was a one mile walk on the Dune Life Nature Trail.

After our walk, we drove around the rest of the park. As you can imagine, there is a lot of white sand.

You can see the whole park in less than four hours, and it is well worth the stop. Use the link at the end of this post to plan your stop. From the park, we drove to Alamogordo to McGinn’s Pistachioland. Anyone who knows me knows I’m a sucker for the world’s largest anything, so I had to see the world’s largest pistachio.